Funny DotA quotes

[ArizaelCZ]

make negative dmg to enemie.

First, i wasn't serious at all. 2nd it seems i am not alone who should learn english. 3rd if you will look on it by logical side than negative (" - " mark) and damage (numerical value) have the same effect like healing (numerical value opposite of healing. Making negative damage means healing and you wrote exactly that.

p.s. I am still taking this with humour, exactly as it was meant.

[Mechanik]

I meant people would use it like curse, I'd curse enemie within it so he wouldnt get +hp but -hp.. this would be funny as hell..

but  you didnt get it xD

Nothing similar to dota.. jsut imagination what would be funny...

Tiny runs away.. and you instead of killing him curse it with healing salve.. h says wow wtf Im alive and dying cause of it...

Rotfl ^^

[advx]

lol . learn dota - healing salve deals 1000 aoe dmg to all invisible illusions !!
exept rikimaru .

[Mechanik]

Hehe... anyway u know what would be funny?
If you could bottle ROSHAN and release it while ganking or atatcking enemie base against them. Xaxa that would be RoshLike!

[ArizaelCZ]

I got it Mech but u still didnt get me

[Mechanik]

Prabobly yes. I will study your words later

[IceFrog]

lol . learn dota - healing salve deals 1000 aoe dmg to all invisible illusions !!
exept rikimaru .

and ironwood branch gives +500 all stats. Buy 5 branbhes type "give me the power!" and gg

[Mechanik]

What is Chuck Noris doing with 2 ironwood branch??
-Dual wielding.

X_X

[Asrijel]

@ Advx
 It does not work!!! You wasted a lot of my time, I played roof vs my self, hope you will not see light of screen any more:)

[IceFrog]

Omega dark orb! 3 ultimate orbs, and use mana potion on your hero

[Rocka]

Why so serious?

y why so srs

Oh ontopic;
I had some guy saying this:
Mooniie: MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE GTG
Mooniie has left the game voluntary

[IceFrog]

One guy(pudge) was useless,feeder hero.    -ha less then 20% i think. He said he didnt  smoke weed and thats why he played so badly :/ hehe he make my day when i remember that game.

[XxX[Muerto]XxX]

Hey i just wanted to say hi to all my fans just so they know i am alive !!! 

wtf is this shit advanced member?Remove it please,i liked as it been before.

[XxX[Muerto]XxX]

And also i forgot to say that i dont play on xpam anymore,1 month past since i logged last time.

I play on other platform >rgc i hope we meet there.(not rly,i dont want to play with nabs from pd )