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Re: pro ? noob ? expert ?
« Reply #30 on: November 04, 2010, 16:06 »
noob: pick snip buy bottle go mid

sniper with bottle isn´t so bad xd
(pub ofc)
Sorry but I rarely see successful players with snip in pubs. 90% autoattacks.
Was making fun anyways, you can see that is not a serious answer, since mrniceguy is gosu.

P.S: BUT, if you replace all "mrniceguy"s with "noob"s, it would be a serious answer.

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noob: pick snip buy bottle go mid
pro: pick omni watch mrniceguy's ass to prevent scourge to feed
expert: kick mrniceguy at lobby

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noob: pick snip buy bottle go mid
pro: pick omni watch noob's ass to prevent scourge to feed
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Re: pro ? noob ? expert ?
« Reply #31 on: November 04, 2010, 16:13 »
noob: pick snip buy bottle go mid

sniper with bottle isn´t so bad xd
(pub ofc)
haaahahahah i rofld hard xD

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Re: pro ? noob ? expert ?
« Reply #32 on: November 04, 2010, 16:45 »
hehe : )
u forget about megaproomfgwtf = special range for megapro expertz : D

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Re: pro ? noob ? expert ?
« Reply #33 on: November 05, 2010, 15:18 »
I never saw so much asskissing since Jesus came to earth and healed everybody. Please see your posts and when u see some asskissing facepalm urself. When a name of someone u kissed his ass is in the post I deduct 10 years of life from 40.

Conclusion we got some 10 years old kids among us.

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Re: pro ? noob ? expert ?
« Reply #34 on: November 05, 2010, 15:22 »
I never saw so much asskissing since Jesus came to earth and healed everybody. Please see your posts and when u see some asskissing facepalm urself. When a name of someone u kissed his ass is in the post I deduct 10 years of life from 40.

Conclusion we got some 10 years old kids among us.

hahahaha, sig material.
nice one.
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Re: pro ? noob ? expert ?
« Reply #35 on: November 05, 2010, 15:28 »
when u wrote that bottle mid sniper is imba god killed little puppy

pls dont : (((

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Re: pro ? noob ? expert ?
« Reply #36 on: November 05, 2010, 15:29 »
I never saw so much asskissing since Jesus came to earth and healed everybody. Please see your posts and when u see some asskissing facepalm urself. When a name of someone u kissed his ass is in the post I deduct 10 years of life from 40.

Conclusion we got some 10 years old kids among us.

Soon dota will be named kindergarden.

noob=when buy aganim on ogremagi, refresher on tiny, dagger on magina and lothar on riky
pro= when u close ur eyes when u are sorounded by noobs and trying to hadle the game with no spam
expert=when u are sorounded by noobs and u win cause u have a positive energy and good leader skills



leader skills makes u IMBA in my opinion

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Re: pro ? noob ? expert ?
« Reply #37 on: November 05, 2010, 15:31 »
when u wrote that bottle mid sniper is imba god killed little puppy

pls dont : (((
lol dont die ,
man rly botle is ok on snip ^^
belive me

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Re: pro ? noob ? expert ?
« Reply #38 on: November 05, 2010, 15:34 »
yeah it's pure pwnage, especially when you go pick that rune with your imba HP / imba MS and your enemy (potm/SF/storm/or any hero who can kill a 600 hp harmless slug) notices it.

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Re: pro ? noob ? expert ?
« Reply #39 on: November 05, 2010, 15:37 »
man rly botle is ok on snip ^^
belive me

2 puppies died FFS : (( pls stop it : (((

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Re: pro ? noob ? expert ?
« Reply #40 on: November 05, 2010, 16:42 »
Noob - Autoattacker, Boots 1st item ftw, map avarness less than 10%, mass flame when die , 0 denies. He claim mid as first just for him. No one can go mid, because ,if some1 of the team will fail , he will be last to do it. And  thinks he will lvl up fast and be stronk whole game.
Pro - as above, + some denies, sometimes he can observe the minimap.

Expert - mrNiceguy

XD not true depends of day mood and team m8s!
autoattacker why would i bother walk around creep then last hit it = boring hat those bitches when in lane and some1 does all time last hit MY creep i decide to lose that game for em :)
0 denies XD why would u be so stupid to kill ur owne army man??   i accidently killed 1 tower thinking it wond affect my denys but it did  i had 0.34 so i need to play 34 game whit 0 to get it to 0.00 gain i played 12 for now and i am thinking to restart my score cos i hate no to see 0.00 in my denys.  rst is OK
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Re: pro ? noob ? expert ?
« Reply #41 on: November 05, 2010, 16:47 »
So wroooong...

I never saw some thing called "expert" its jsut shity thing that people calls better than they are...
which means they are noobs.... its simple

Noobs are people that starting theyr adventures with a game, they know nothing or lamost nothing about such game. Also that could be they are training something.
For noobs u can also add people who are not good at something (nobody is perfect)
So if we speak about dota, noob would also mean a feeder, guy that dont know there is such thing as deny, get all lsot game in a 10 of row with score more deaths than killed, that flame his own team for dying, wsho using skills to last hit... and alot of more but you can sing it by yourself.

PRO means a guy that knows something about game he play in. He know builds and good anti picking. he know how to deny and can wait a time to last hit creep. he know to use skills alot cause cd will go faster if u use skill immediately. Pro knows what he is doing and never blame for his death they own team (except situation where his teamates really fucked situation).. you can also here sing alot

And finally... there is no thing as expert, godlike, beyond pro etc shit that you can only say.
If someone using such words it prabobly means he is trying to be more as pro or he is more as pro. But better than pro is still pro. So people uses word "expert" to scream they are better than pro or they want to be better than pro.

All depends on the point of view.

xaxaxa, mi fingerz hurtz...
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u forgot Veteran  which i use alot ti call my self when some * say to me oh and ur such a pro/noob/expert/idiot/retard ecc and u know why i play the game only for fun as for an exaple i wanted 0 denys and more then 100.00% creeps in 100 games i allrdy fucked that as i sad it in another post here!
veteran = some1 who has been on b-net 2 fucking long whit breaks = whole school yea then not in summer for last 6-7 years!
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Re: pro ? noob ? expert ?
« Reply #42 on: November 05, 2010, 17:06 »
this thread is getting puppies thread :/ someon close it
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Re: pro ? noob ? expert ?
« Reply #43 on: November 05, 2010, 17:25 »
u forgot Veteran  which i use alot ti call my self when some * say to me oh and ur such a pro/noob/expert/idiot/retard ecc and u know why i play the game only for fun as for an exaple i wanted 0 denys and more then 100.00% creeps in 100 games i allrdy fucked that as i sad it in another post here!
veteran = some1 who has been on b-net 2 fucking long whit breaks = whole school yea then not in summer for last 6-7 years!
-apso EU veterans ?
bleh, this sounds better: -apemso EU combatants

imo order goes like this:
expert = pro
noob = pro + first item boots

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Re: pro ? noob ? expert ?
« Reply #44 on: November 05, 2010, 19:09 »
noob: pick snip buy bottle go mid
pro: pick omni watch mrniceguy's ass to prevent scourge to feed
expert: kick mrniceguy at lobby
:DDDDDD so true lol

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