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How do I kms

Hang myself
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Shoot myself
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Cut my wrists and bleed out
0 (0%)
Cut off my fingers on the feets, the cut off the feets and the whole legs and do the same with my hands and pay someone to cut my head off
1 (25%)
Or just jump off from somd building
1 (25%)

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Voting closed: May 12, 2018, 21:44

Author Topic: Need help  (Read 828 times)

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Need help
« on: July 15, 2016, 21:44 »
I'm doing this for greater good, since nothing good/decent comes out off from my life either way I thought I'd sacrifice my self to Lord Satan.

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Re: Need help
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2016, 21:51 »
I'm doing this for greater good, since nothing good/decent comes out off from my life either way I thought I'd sacrifice my self to Lord Satan.

Okay, drive with someone to the nearest desert, find a place without a living soul, input a 5 meter pole and burry it 2 meters in sand, advise the person who drove you there to tie you up to the same post, to cut off your shatters and to let you hang there until you die from severe eye infections. EZ
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Re: Need help
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2016, 22:01 »
I'm dead serious.

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Re: Need help
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2016, 22:05 »
I'm dead serious.

Dude I'm currently at work and I can tell you this, I'm not having this kind of a discussion in public. If you need someone to talk to I'll be more than happy to help you out, but not on the open topic. If you wish to talk further regarding this feel free to send me a PM, I'll have delayed responses because I got some random faggots calling me all the time, f*ck my job.
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Re: Need help
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2016, 22:16 »
I'm doing this for greater good, since nothing good/decent comes out off from my life either way I thought I'd sacrifice my self to Lord Satan.
1. Get job - You need to up your material situation + can buy something to yourself or go somewhere
2. Find girl - You will have some1 near ya + some1 to talk + will have constant sex after all you can make family(i think family is most important thing in world its our purpose and that need to be satisfaction for all)
3. Baby
After you get your first son or daughter you will have reason to live and you will do all whats necessery for them both!

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Re: Need help
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2016, 01:09 »
1. Click on this link: http://dota.eurobattle.net/la/forum/index.php?action=profile;area=showposts;u=7552
2. Read and try to understand his maphack reports.

Best way to kill yourself.

« Last Edit: July 16, 2016, 01:12 by Lagi »
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Re: Need help
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2016, 13:23 »
I'm doing this for greater good, since nothing good/decent comes out off from my life either way I thought I'd sacrifice my self to Lord Satan.
Thank you, I shall accept your offering!

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