More easy it would be to understand the Morse code than this guys English !
i see commy's mom in the voting options, i vote.
And then everything changed when u found out about mh
I wish I knew this retard used to be a maphacker, instead of helping him in that other thread I would just tell him to kill himself.
My first doto hero definitely was NagaSirenWhen i was little deer, I came to some internet cafee instead of school once (as i was usually doing)Usually there always were many cs1.6 players and some Warhammer:Dawn of War playersI liked both games and played it most of timeBut in that day, there were only some guys like 18y.o., they played dotoI was like "hi, 18y.o. guys, pls go game"They were like "ok"They said me to pick naga, cause team needed itI was like "ok"Magically, i found this hero fast(...)Some mass fight moment happened, everyone is dead except mi and DrowRanger enemyShe was running away from me due to lowhpI couldn't reach her to kill, but i tried hard - clicked million times to run fasterMy teammates were like "USE NET TODAY???"i said like my pc is freezing, can't use netIn meantime i actually found net at bottom of the screen, clicked on it with mouse and then started targeting TraxexAs my mouse reached the target, DrowRanger disappeared cause of fog thingI said "eh, she's too fast, sorry"But some dead teammate guy decided to look on my screen in this fighttime, so he saw everything what i didHe said:"EBANNIY V ROT! KAKIE BLYAT FRIZY, SUKA!?!? TY CHE, DOLBOEB!?"Then i decided to close game and play cs 1.6They said: "BLYAD, ON ESHE I LIVNUL! NAHUY TAK DELAT?? PIZDEC...'"That's the storySpoiler for Hiden: Actually it was my 2nd dota game in my lifeVery first one was with Pudge, very short gameI started lobby, some guys connected, we started the gameSome taverns appearedSomeone said "GDE MOD, SUKA" and left the gameBut np, we kept playingSo i saw taverns, many heroes in itI was like WOW, i can get mega army now! Clicked on the most monster icon that i found, it was pudgeThen i got disappointed, cause taverns became inactiveI checked my unit buttons There was no Build button or "activate tavern"so i moved pudge somewhere with creeps and forgot about my heroSelected some shopsI though it is for building somethingbut i couldnt buy anything, i saw only Russian label that literally means "Presence of the WARRIOR required"What. I have no warrior, you stupid fucksAnd i can't control any gnoul to comeAnd my scary monster left somewhere, can't find himwtf, so many limits, can't build, can't get armyi left the gamesomeone said "CHTO ZA PIDARAS"The story ended. I didn't like doto after this till some moment happenedbut its other story
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