Author Topic: Keeping forum under pressure (Read 5923 times)

jeandarc · « **on:** May 13, 2013, 21:31 »

Hello ladies and gentleman,

Tonight I'm gonna show you basic stuff about "How to keep forum under pressure" (similar to "how it's made" thingy).

Ok so let's get started:

INFO:
This technique is very dangerous top be used, sometimes it can be deadly. Learning this technique takes a lot of time and practice till you master it completely. This technique should be used rarely in order to avoid combats with moderators and similar stuff, I suggest you to use this once or twice per week.

HOW TO USE IT:
By obeying to the above mentioned information you need to know HOW to use it. Basically, you need to keep the forum under pressure by posting after every post it's made on any kind of section and not letting others to counter you, which means you will get the attention, yes, ATTENTION WHORE. The number of posts will dramatically increase (which is very important) and good number of enemies (which you should be able to defeat them.

CONSEQUENCES:
There are some guardians which you should get rid of them asap, sometimes you simply can't and will probably get forum warned. Keep the spam as much as you can on topic; if someone posts a "funny" video you will reply to that video with "lolololol i will try it", that doesn't give to the enemies any reason to attack you. If they delete your posts cuz you wrote something like that, you will have to open new topic and start to complain about it, oh and yeah, you will get more attention.

This was it for today guys, see you on the next episode.

Here's an example how to keep forum under pressure:

Spoiler for Hiden:

Natura Sonoris · « **Reply #1 on:** May 13, 2013, 21:39 »

Ehhh ... what the point being on new 5 posts section ?

Rocka · « **Reply #2 on:** May 13, 2013, 21:42 »

its jeandarc icy..

FU I am PeNGuiN · « **Reply #3 on:** May 13, 2013, 21:46 »

I am 4. on the users list on your ss, me kinda famous

GREED · « **Reply #4 on:** May 13, 2013, 21:48 »

ColdWorld · « **Reply #5 on:** May 13, 2013, 21:56 »

at least he is not bitching like some ppl around here.

jeandarc · « **Reply #6 on:** May 13, 2013, 22:00 »

^ greed you are one brilliant example, i love you.

Quote from: FU I am PeNGuiN on May 13, 2013, 21:46

I am 4. on the users list on your ss, me kinda famous

hmm, good one peng, i regret for not using my paint skills on your nickname there, drawing tasty penis next to your nickname... that'd be great, but fuck it.

NEW UPDATE:
When someone opens new topic, you will simple copy a part of the topic's name and search it on youtube, the first video you will get, you will put it on your post which makes you badass.

^ used by GREED

FU I am PeNGuiN · « **Reply #7 on:** May 13, 2013, 22:05 »

Quote from: jeandarc on May 13, 2013, 22:00

^ greed you are one brilliant example, i love you.

Quote from: FU I am PeNGuiN on May 13, 2013, 21:46
I am 4. on the users list on your ss, me kinda famous

hmm, good one peng, i regret for not using my paint skills on your nickname there, drawing tasty penis next to your nickname... that'd be great, but fuck it.

NEW UPDATE:
When someone opens new topic, you will simple copy a part of the topic's name and search it on youtube, the first video you will get, you will put it on your post which makes you badass.

^ used by GREED

where is eurovision topic already?

ontopic: my padawan, for next episode:
when you think they are gonna delete your post for going offtopic you simply add "ontopic:" so you have right to complain.

Spoiler for Hiden:

jeandarc · « **Reply #8 on:** May 13, 2013, 22:07 »

one does not simple challenge dread lord in meme fight...

i just wanted to say that next episode will come out tomorrow.

till then, see ya.

UPDATE:

Double posting gives you a "double kill" post which increases your posts and get more attention, you can do that by writing "sry for double post" before you write something.

div.ide · « **Reply #9 on:** May 13, 2013, 22:33 »

I wanted to create guide about making sense and maintaining useful reason for posting, but I'm bound to fail in this enviroment.

FU I am PeNGuiN · « **Reply #10 on:** May 13, 2013, 22:36 »

next stop: "forum rebel" rank on forum, #gibjeanrebelrank

CoMMoN1337 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 14, 2013, 22:22 »

Probably the best thread here, NOT_EVEN_YOKING.

by yoking i mean joking written in a funny sounding way btw
( XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD )

oh yeah btw, tomorrow jean let's dota XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

jeandarc · « **Reply #12 on:** May 14, 2013, 22:56 »

Sorry guys, I had a date with one girl tonight, couldn't bring you the second episode.

Will try to finish it tomorrow..

ps. common try better jokes, i know you can put a smile on my face.