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Re: vic, šala, dosjetka, naguz!
« Reply #45 on: June 05, 2014, 16:39 »
Evo jedna dobra stvar, nije vic il nezzz sta  al je zanimljivo :D

Uglavnom, kaze ti meni brat koji inace ima 5 god..
"Bate, hajde i mene povedes u disko, ti pvesi sa Andvejom, a ja cu hvatati cure za guzu i sise".

Komirao sam se nakon ovog :D
Where there is desire, there is gonna be a flame!
Where there is a flame, someone's bound to get burned!
But just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die!
You've gotta get up and try, and try, and try!

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Re: vic, šala, dosjetka, naguz!
« Reply #46 on: July 29, 2014, 13:07 »
- Napaljena sam ko kobila, uđi!
- Ušo!
- Ne, ne mislim na prst...
- Ma ušo!
- Mislim da se ne kapiramo, treba kitom...
- UŠO OCA MU JEBEM!
- Pa ček, ništa ne osećam, kako?
- Pa kad ti je pička ko lavor, Bora Drljača bi glavu izgubio unutra.

 :D :D :D

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Re: vic, šala, dosjetka, naguz!
« Reply #47 on: August 20, 2014, 02:53 »
- Napaljena sam ko kobila, uđi!
- Ušo!
- Ne, ne mislim na prst...
- Ma ušo!
- Mislim da se ne kapiramo, treba kitom...
- UŠO OCA MU JEBEM!
- Pa ček, ništa ne osećam, kako?
- Pa kad ti je pička ko lavor, Bora Drljača bi glavu izgubio unutra.

 :D :D :D
Lavor,lavor :D

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Re: vic, šala, dosjetka, naguz!
« Reply #48 on: August 20, 2014, 17:58 »
Lik je kralj:

*Vidim vama nije lose bas?
- Pa nije lose, ali nema se. Nije bas kao pre sto bilaa, ali ce bide bolje, ce videmo sta ce da bude.
*Pa da, ali vozite Porshe-a, kako nije lose?
-Ma Porshe to, ova drugi automobil, ja vozim inace imam Mercedes 190, ali pokvaril mi se pa moram da vozim ovaj da mu jebem mater. Trosi, znas koliko trosi? Pa trosi ima 6-7 litra trosi, budala
*A recite mi koliko Srbija ima stanovnika?
- Pa gospodine od kako ja dolazim u Srbiju, pre bilo stanovnika
...
pa sve manje i manje ima, mislim ima oko 500-600 ljudi ima
*Znaci 500-600 ljudi u Srbiji ima?
- Ne u Beogradu. Da ja sam sad u Beograd dosho.
*Ne u celoj Srbiji?
- U Jugoslaviju sa sve Sloveniju, Makedoniju...
*Ne, ne samo u Srbiju
- Pa mora da bude milion ... u celu Srbiju sa Evropu mislim  ;D
*A ko je Predsednik Srbije, jel znate vi to?
- Predsednik bio onaj mislim, kako se zvao onaj mater mu jebem?!? .. Arkan bio da mu jebem m...

http://www.telegraf.rs/video/1196418-sta-mislite-o-vladi-srbije-zaboravite-na-pecat-i-sveee-ovo-je-novi-hit-godine
komedija..

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Re: vic, šala, dosjetka, naguz!
« Reply #49 on: August 20, 2014, 18:10 »
Mada moguce da je namestaljka .
Im ovaj ne deluje kao novinar .
Em ovaj mesa dijalekte Albanaca,Crnogoraca,Makedonaca i Zirafa.
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Mada je smesno do j@j@

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Re: vic, šala, dosjetka, naguz!
« Reply #50 on: August 20, 2014, 18:40 »
Xaxaxaxaxaxaxax jimmy mega smesno do j@j@

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Re: vic, šala, dosjetka, naguz!
« Reply #51 on: August 20, 2014, 19:01 »
ahahhahah jeste hahahha .

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Re: vic, šala, dosjetka, naguz!
« Reply #52 on: August 21, 2014, 03:52 »
ustvari je tuzno :D

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Re: vic, šala, dosjetka, naguz!
« Reply #53 on: October 10, 2014, 00:51 »
Sta kaze Sasa Matic Dejanu kad kine?
~"otvori i meni jedno pivo"

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Re: vic, šala, dosjetka, naguz!
« Reply #54 on: October 12, 2014, 00:25 »
"Pesma Makarena španske grupe Los del Rio, govori o istoimenoj devojci koja upražnjava seks sa drugovima svog momka."
Istina ili laž?

Skoro sam video ovo..
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Re: vic, šala, dosjetka, naguz!
« Reply #55 on: December 19, 2014, 08:43 »
"Pesma Makarena španske grupe Los del Rio, govori o istoimenoj devojci koja upražnjava seks sa drugovima svog momka."
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Re: vic, šala, dosjetka, naguz!
« Reply #56 on: December 29, 2014, 21:28 »
kako se zove brak između udovice i udovca?
- finale
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Re: vic, šala, dosjetka, naguz!
« Reply #57 on: January 01, 2015, 14:55 »
Sede dve babe i pricaju. Pita jedna drugu: " Koliko kila imas?"
Kaze baba sa naocarima imam 78,tek ce druga a koliko imas bez naocara? Pa onda ne vidim :D

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Re: vic, šala, dosjetka, naguz!
« Reply #58 on: January 08, 2015, 02:32 »
ogledalce , ogledalce ,reci mi naj....
~ajde debela odjebi vise

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Re: vic, šala, dosjetka, naguz!
« Reply #59 on: August 31, 2015, 18:20 »
hoda čovjek po groblju i vido staru ženu
pita ju: znate li mozda gdi je grobno mjesto 67?
-ne znam, kaze baba.
koji si kurac izlazila ako se ne znas vratiti! :D
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