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Re: Voľná diskusia
« Reply #240 on: May 20, 2013, 16:47 »
A tak neco pro zasmani:

Čtyři kamarádi se už dávno dohodli, že pojedou na pořádnou pařbu pod stany.
Dva dny před odjezdem najednou říká jeden z nich:
"Sorry, kluci, ale manželka mě nechce pustit, tak si to užijte beze mně..."
Ostatní jsou samozřejmě namíchnutí. Ale mají už všechno nakoupené, a tak se
rozhodli, že jedou. Za dva dny přijedou na místo, čtvrtý kamarád už je tam,
stan postavený, v ohništi hoří oheň, pivo se chladí a dřevo nachystané na celý víkend.
Ptají se ho, jak je to možné, když jim říkal, že nemůže.
"No, páni, včera večer si sedím na gauči, piju pivo, koukám na fotbal.
Najednou se manželka přikradla, zakryla mi oči a když mě pustila, tak tam
stála v průsvitném spodním prádle. Potom mě vzala do ložnice. Tam hořely
svíčky, po zemi plátky růží a na posteli pouta. Řekla mi, ať ji přivážu k posteli.
Když jsem to udělal, pokračovala: "Teď můžeš dělat, co jen chceš."
"CHLAPI, TAK JSEM TADY" !

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Re: Voľná diskusia
« Reply #241 on: May 20, 2013, 18:48 »
To jsem nedávno někde slyšel. Stejně, +1.

Tak jeden z dneška z práce:

Baví se 2 ajťáci:
"Tak co ta akce o víkendu?"
"To bys nevěřil, byla tam jedna baba, začali jsme se bavit, něco vypili a nakonec jsem si ji odved domu, prostě paráda."
"Jo? A jaká je?"
"Fakt luxus, 90-60-90..."
"Počkej, ona je fialová?"

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Re: Voľná diskusia
« Reply #242 on: May 20, 2013, 19:28 »
Chalani neviem ako sa zaujimate o slovensku politiku ale chcu dat zakon ze ak vycestujete na viacej ako 90 zo Slovenska mate to hlasit na urade aby o vas vedeli. Krasne gestapo :D
Tuto je krasny diktat od jedneho poslanca.



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Re: Voľná diskusia
« Reply #243 on: May 20, 2013, 20:09 »
kua fakt super ;D

btw to mi pripomnelo debaty mezi Zemanem a Klausem z 90. let... ale nemuzu to nikde najit... >:(

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Re: Voľná diskusia
« Reply #244 on: May 20, 2013, 20:10 »
Ja som sa na tom videu udrbaval asi pol hodiny :D

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Re: Voľná diskusia
« Reply #245 on: May 22, 2013, 11:45 »
No co vy sracky? ;D

Chalani neviem ako sa zaujimate o slovensku politiku ale chcu dat zakon ze ak vycestujete na viacej ako 90 zo Slovenska mate to hlasit na urade aby o vas vedeli. Krasne gestapo :D
Tuto je krasny diktat od jedneho poslanca.



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Re: Voľná diskusia
« Reply #246 on: May 22, 2013, 13:35 »
A hele kdo je z5 :D

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Re: Voľná diskusia
« Reply #247 on: May 22, 2013, 16:42 »
kua kde jsi byl tak dlouho?

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Re: Voľná diskusia
« Reply #248 on: May 22, 2013, 17:54 »
*cough*ban*cough*

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Re: Voľná diskusia
« Reply #249 on: May 22, 2013, 18:15 »
lol ne vy sracky ;D +3
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Re: Voľná diskusia
« Reply #250 on: May 25, 2013, 06:03 »
fu, jak "vy sracky" to je na report a v tvym pripade na "ban"  ;D

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Re: Voľná diskusia
« Reply #251 on: May 25, 2013, 11:52 »
a tak dame repete...
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Re: Voľná diskusia
« Reply #252 on: May 25, 2013, 15:10 »
Už vám to tam letí...

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Re: Voľná diskusia
« Reply #253 on: May 25, 2013, 15:11 »
Ty vole ja som kruto rozbity :D Este aj z klamara v unban requeste si robim picu http://lagabuse.com/forum/index.php/topic,134340.0.html :D

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Re: Voľná diskusia
« Reply #254 on: May 27, 2013, 01:26 »
Keď viete, že je žena povie niečo zaujímavé? ..

.. Keď začína "Môj manžel hovoril ..."