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Official deer-jokes thread
« on: May 30, 2017, 10:31 am »
Forget everything
Here is the joke:

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40:14 don_Kondo [Allies] olen olen
40:15 don_Kondo [Allies] olenishka
40:18 Hiatus [Allies] AHAH
40:21 don_Kondo [Allies] ya net olen
40:22 Hiatus [Allies] OLENISHKA
40:23 Hiatus [Allies] AHAHAH
40:25 don_Kondo [Allies] ya mala myshka
40:28 Hiatus [Allies] AHAHAHAH




- Hey, what`s water color?
- Hm... not sure, but... deer?
- Yes!
- Hahaha, thanks! So funny!
-water deer

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Okay, Google, what`s the weather now?
The weather is deer.
- Hahaha, thanks! So funny!
-weather deer

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Can someone explain me, what is terrain here? It`s so unusual and... funny!
- It`s deer
Hahaha, thanks! So funny!
-terrain deer

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- What a sound is it?... I`m sure i hear something!
- It`s deer music.
- Hahaha, thanks! So funny!
-music deer

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What if deer sings?
...
...
A deer song happens!

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If someone else knows some decent deer-jokes, - feel free to post if here ! It`s absolutely free! And deer!
I know many deer-jokes since i created most of these; I won`t post all deer-jokes, i`ll better keep some drama around it


In real life usage, instead of 'Hahaha, thanks! So funny!' you could use 'hahahaha, deer-joke !', as i usually do.


UPDATE:
- Can´t bear it.  :(
- Just deer it!  ;)

-reeb-deer joke

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Re: Official deer-jokes thread
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2017, 11:36 am »
You should stop using drugz. Face can advise you about it

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Re: Official deer-jokes thread
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2017, 01:44 pm »
U have a deer like a pet in ur house? If u dont have u sux

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Re: Official deer-jokes thread
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2017, 02:37 pm »
I`m deer myself, why should i have a deer pet?
Also, deers should be free, they born not for being prisoners

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Re: Official deer-jokes thread
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2017, 02:50 pm »
I`m deer myself, why should i have a deer pet?
Also, deers should be free, they born not for being prisoners
Such emotional speech.

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Re: Official deer-jokes thread
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2017, 06:13 pm »
My nexy mascot in Illustrator should be deer. You give idea for next work! Thank you

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Re: Official deer-jokes thread
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2017, 12:47 pm »
- Can´t bear it.  :(
- Just deer it!  ;)

-reeb-deer joke
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Re: Official deer-jokes thread
« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2017, 01:14 pm »
- Can´t bear it.  :(
- Just deer it!  ;)

-reeb-deer joke
hahaha, quality one

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Re: Official deer-jokes thread
« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2017, 01:17 pm »
- Knock!, Knock!
- Who is there??
Spoiler for Hiden:
- deer-door.
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Re: Official deer-jokes thread
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2017, 04:48 pm »
- Hey yo, what´s the weather today?
- deersfalling.
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Re: Official deer-jokes thread
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2017, 08:27 pm »
Nah, i like to looking in pass when someone was pwned alias
Spoiler for Hiden:
deered

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DEER-DOOR IS REAL thread
« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2017, 10:15 am »
The Deer-door is real:

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Re: Official deer-jokes thread
« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2017, 12:21 pm »
i can dye now
Spoiler for Hiden:
lets use some of these new wonderful emos :angel: >:D :student: :marine: :boy: :michael jackson: :elvis: :hacker: :like a boss: :alien: :y: :/: :peace: :agreed: :shit:
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Re: Official deer-jokes thread
« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2017, 08:10 pm »
deersongs happen :D:D:D:D

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Re: Official deer-jokes thread
« Reply #14 on: August 29, 2017, 11:45 pm »
Add me plz award *deer member* xD * most active deer* x)