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Title: Official deer-jokes thread
Post by: guest49825 on May 30, 2017, 10:31 am
Forget everything
Here is the joke:

Quote
40:14 don_Kondo [Allies] olen olen
40:15 don_Kondo [Allies] olenishka
40:18 Hiatus [Allies] AHAH
40:21 don_Kondo [Allies] ya net olen
40:22 Hiatus [Allies] OLENISHKA
40:23 Hiatus [Allies] AHAHAH
40:25 don_Kondo [Allies] ya mala myshka
40:28 Hiatus [Allies] AHAHAHAH




- Hey, what`s water color?
- Hm... not sure, but... deer?
- Yes!
- Hahaha, thanks! So funny!
-water deer

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Okay, Google, what`s the weather now?
The weather is deer.
- Hahaha, thanks! So funny!
-weather deer

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Can someone explain me, what is terrain here? It`s so unusual and... funny!
- It`s deer
Hahaha, thanks! So funny!
-terrain deer

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- What a sound is it?... I`m sure i hear something!
- It`s deer music.
- Hahaha, thanks! So funny!
-music deer

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What if deer sings?
...
...
A deer song happens!

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If someone else knows some decent deer-jokes, - feel free to post if here ! It`s absolutely free! And deer!
I know many deer-jokes since i created most of these; I won`t post all deer-jokes, i`ll better keep some drama around it


In real life usage, instead of 'Hahaha, thanks! So funny!' you could use 'hahahaha, deer-joke !', as i usually do.


UPDATE:
- Can´t bear it.  :(
- Just deer it!  ;)

-reeb-deer joke
Title: Re: Official deer-jokes thread
Post by: cyb on May 30, 2017, 11:36 am
You should stop using drugz. Face can advise you about it
Title: Re: Official deer-jokes thread
Post by: RafaelNadal on May 30, 2017, 01:44 pm
U have a deer like a pet in ur house? If u dont have u sux
Title: Re: Official deer-jokes thread
Post by: guest49825 on May 30, 2017, 02:37 pm
I`m deer myself, why should i have a deer pet?
Also, deers should be free, they born not for being prisoners
Title: Re: Official deer-jokes thread
Post by: AGENT on May 30, 2017, 02:50 pm
I`m deer myself, why should i have a deer pet?
Also, deers should be free, they born not for being prisoners
Such emotional speech.
Title: Re: Official deer-jokes thread
Post by: cyb on May 30, 2017, 06:13 pm
My nexy mascot in Illustrator should be deer. You give idea for next work! Thank you
Title: Re: Official deer-jokes thread
Post by: beastiary on June 01, 2017, 12:47 pm
- Can´t bear it.  :(
- Just deer it!  ;)

-reeb-deer joke
Title: Re: Official deer-jokes thread
Post by: guest49825 on June 01, 2017, 01:14 pm
- Can´t bear it.  :(
- Just deer it!  ;)

-reeb-deer joke
hahaha, quality one
Title: Re: Official deer-jokes thread
Post by: beastiary on June 01, 2017, 01:17 pm
- Knock!, Knock!
- Who is there??
- deer-door.
Title: Re: Official deer-jokes thread
Post by: beastiary on June 01, 2017, 04:48 pm
- Hey yo, what´s the weather today?
- deersfalling.
Title: Re: Official deer-jokes thread
Post by: Face^Guy on June 01, 2017, 08:27 pm
Nah, i like to looking in pass when someone was pwned alias
deered
Title: DEER-DOOR IS REAL thread
Post by: guest49825 on June 29, 2017, 10:15 am
The Deer-door is real:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mifF2WoP7f0
Title: Re: Official deer-jokes thread
Post by: beastiary on June 29, 2017, 12:21 pm
i can dye now
lets use some of these new wonderful emos :angel: >:D :student: :marine: :boy: :michael jackson: :elvis: :hacker: :like a boss: :alien: :y: :/: :peace: :agreed: :shit:
Title: Re: Official deer-jokes thread
Post by: Mara on August 27, 2017, 08:10 pm
deersongs happen :D:D:D:D
Title: Re: Official deer-jokes thread
Post by: Mara on August 29, 2017, 11:45 pm
Add me plz award *deer member* xD * most active deer* x)
Title: Re: Official deer-jokes thread
Post by: CoMMoN1337 on August 30, 2017, 08:08 am
- Can´t bear it.  :(
- Just deer it!  ;)

-reeb-deer joke
This is good advice for every situation.

Thank you guys.
Title: Re: Official deer-jokes thread
Post by: Mara on September 16, 2017, 03:50 pm
I FOUND THIS FOTO ON NET :D I THINK IT IS FUNNY BUT IDK WHY :D
Title: Re: Official deer-jokes thread
Post by: guest49825 on September 16, 2017, 04:00 pm
Best legend ever !
:D
Title: Re: Official deer-jokes thread
Post by: guest49825 on September 23, 2017, 07:36 pm
New joke, updated 1st post
Title: Re: Official deer-jokes thread
Post by: Mara on September 23, 2017, 07:54 pm
New joke, updated 1st post
40:14 don_Kondo [Allies] olen olen
40:15 don_Kondo [Allies] olenishka
40:18 Hiatus [Allies] AHAH
40:21 don_Kondo [Allies] ya net olen
40:22 Hiatus [Allies] OLENISHKA
40:23 Hiatus [Allies] AHAHAH
40:25 don_Kondo [Allies] ya mala myshka
40:28 Hiatus [Allies] AHAHAHAH
LOL :D
Title: Re: Official deer-jokes thread
Post by: Asandir on September 23, 2017, 08:00 pm
monax, stick to video games ples

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aVMK1mM_460sv.mp4
Title: Re: Official deer-jokes thread
Post by: guest49825 on September 23, 2017, 08:02 pm
monax, stick to video games ples

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aVMK1mM_460sv.mp4
Ahahahahah :-D Nice deer-joke by a deer
Title: Re: Official deer-jokes thread
Post by: beastiary on September 23, 2017, 08:14 pm
monax, stick to video games ples

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aVMK1mM_460sv.mp4
man where you get this stuff, this one is way too funny
Title: Re: Official deer-jokes thread
Post by: guest49825 on April 16, 2018, 09:03 am
(https://i.imgur.com/6WvvN7u.png)
#folk
#Alternative & auteur-compositeur
#deer
#folk
Title: Re: Official deer-jokes thread
Post by: UltimateTroll on April 17, 2018, 01:20 am
Two deer walk out of a gay bar.One of them turns to the other and says: I cant believe i blew forty bucks in there
kek deer jokes so fahnei
Title: Re: Official deer-jokes thread
Post by: begin on April 17, 2018, 01:29 am
Two deer walk out of a gay bar.One of them turns to the other and says: I cant believe i blew forty bucks in there
kek deer jokes so fahnei
Extreme +1
Title: Re: Official deer-jokes thread
Post by: Mara on April 17, 2018, 02:45 am
Two deer walk out of a gay bar.One of them turns to the other and says: I cant believe i blew forty bucks in there
kek deer jokes so fahnei
Extreme +1
+1 both
-1 Alone_RetardXd
Title: Re: Official deer-jokes thread
Post by: Mara on April 19, 2018, 04:10 pm
monax, stick to video games ples

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aVMK1mM_460sv.mp4
man where you get this stuff, this one is way too funny
+ XD