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Offtopic / Jeandarc vs LA Staff
« on: June 27, 2013, 00:03 »
Rofl, after I saw some people making fun of me (mostly staff members) I'll make some stuff clear since apparently you're interested in it xd


Jeandarc aka LA.com "no lifer":


1. It takes no more than 6 seconds to open "this vs this" thread + to add poll;

2. It takes 2 seconds to write some random shit like "cool story bro" and press "reply" button

3. It takes about 60 seconds to open a drama thread about moderator's abuse

4. It takes about 60 seconds to open a thread and complain about the staff + maybe 20 seconds to find solid proofs

5. It takes about 3 seconds to write shits like "lol bro you have no idea, keep learning" which will grow hatred


These are my mocking materials almost daily that I use on this forum which takes no more than 5 min of my life + I enjoy it.




Moderators'/Admins' LA life:


1. Solving Ban/Unban reports every single day, I dunno for how long it takes to do that but apparently it should take a long time to solve ~30 reports delay, lmfao. Getting tired, raging on members for saying that "you're not doing your job properly" (just saying), pretty much boring in most of the times (if you are a human being). So I guess it should take about 2 hours solving reports.

2. Solving MH reports daily. Watching the replays of reported mher daily. Solving reports while having an "enemy" random motherfucking map hacker who doesn't admit that he used mh on that game but makes you even tired by opening more and more threads till ban him. Tired of watching carefully every single replay that they post, solving MH reports ~dunno how many~ daily. This should take about 2-3 hours.

3. Taking care of the forum every single day by keeping the normal threads open and deleting the retarded once every singe day. Keeping the "bad" guys away from making the other lil' pussies crying. Receiving PMs almost daily by whining children who aren't able to deal with someone on forum by their own but need to cry on some moderator. Comparing with the other jobs I can say that this is kinda more funnier to do, cuz you chat with other members, but yeah, it takes time from your real life, dunno how much tho.

4. Creating tournaments forum announce almost daily. Being there on server in order to gather players, create brackets, shutting the fuck up when others are provoking you so you won't get demoted. Losing 2-3 hours (depending on the tour) of your life almost daily to finish the tour, change the topic of the channel, announce the winner on the forum, giving the psr, giving the icon. This is one of the hardest jobs to do, it also makes you tired cuz you need to do it 2-3 hours non-stop, while in the other hand you can rest if you ban/unban mod.


This is just a simple comparison that I've made in order to reveal the light in the end of the tunnel and see who are the real no lifers here. I hope no one got offended, this is just a simple fact <3


Jean, Love and Peace.

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Offtopic / Banana vs Orange
« on: June 26, 2013, 16:26 »
who wins?

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Offtopic / Goku vs Naruto
« on: June 26, 2013, 15:17 »
who would win? very interesting battle

discuss.

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Offtopic / Superman vs Spiderman
« on: June 26, 2013, 00:46 »
who would win?

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Offtopic / jeandarc of the rebellion
« on: June 10, 2013, 21:00 »
Hello dear users,

I'm really sorry for delaying our continuous attack in order to get our freedom and the rights as every user on this forum!! All we are asking is to be equal as everyone is, with no discrimination and injustice.

- Our rebellion will continue to grow stronger, mightier and prouder.

- New rebels will be recruited (those who made application) in the following days.

- I will be honored to announce our next very important mission which will have to be completed successfully:
KEEPING FORUM UNDER PRESSURE #3


Don't be afraid to share your hatred, join me!
"Keep your fears to yourself but share your courage with others."  ~jeandarc

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Sports / Transfer zone
« on: June 10, 2013, 20:44 »
There are very interesting football transfer news lately:


- El Shaarawy targets Milan stay amid Manchester City links

- Galliani hints at Milan move for Tevez

- Napoli to launch ambitious €20m Mascherano bid

- Real Madrid plan Vidal-Higuain swap

- Thiago Silva wants Barcelona move


to be continued...

discuss.





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Offtopic / Thank you LA
« on: May 29, 2013, 20:48 »
Hello my dear friends,

I wanted to say thanks to those who banned my accounts after releasing all of my hatred towards somebody, which it actually felt pretty well.

After not being able to play dota, my life has totally changed. I realized that I'm pretty hot (no kidding), touched girls in different places and the most important thing that I did was:

I BROKE RULE NUMBER ONE OF DOTA: Going to a party (sorry doto)

Seriously, real life is so much better, you can feel the sun shinning on your face. So, I have a massage to all dota players out there:

Please do me a favor and get all of your accounts banned somehow, it will change your life.

with much love and kisses,
jean

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General Discussions / why warn?
« on: May 19, 2013, 10:52 »

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Offtopic / Need help! Can't fap!
« on: May 18, 2013, 10:51 »
Ok guys, you might think this is a joke, but I'm dead serious.

So... I'm shy to tell this but yesterday I was fapping. I got really horny by looking some anime hentai teacher rubbing someone's cock so I got like the biggest boner so far.

The problem isn't that but, the problem is that I was struggling way too much. By doing that my penis' head got hurt and it started to bleed and I got really scared!!! This was the first time something like this happening to me.

The current issues I'm experiencing:

1. Can't touch my penis at all, cuz it hurts.
2. Can't fap.
3. Can't put my penis in my pants.


So, what I'm asking from you is if you could help me with something that can heal my penis (especially the head).

your sincerely,
jeandarc

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Offtopic / Forum Rebels Recruitment [OPEN]
« on: May 16, 2013, 23:06 »
1. Your penis size?
2. Trolling history (how long have you been trolling, give more info)
3. Tell us about your personality, are you brave enough to do whatever the fuck jean wants?
4. Your favorite people to troll?
5. Why do you want to join the rebelz?
6. Your favorite part of KFUP #1, #2?
7. Anything else you would like to mention?



You can apply by giving the answers here, in this thread.

Good luck to all participants!

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Offtopic / Keeping forum under pressure; episode #2
« on: May 15, 2013, 21:16 »
Version 1.01

Current Forum Rebels List:

jeandarc (why my nick has red color? cuz fuck you, that's why.)
FU I am PeNGuiN
GREED





1. When someone opens new topic, you will simple copy a part of the topic's name and search it on youtube, the first video you will get, you will put it on your post which makes you badass. (by GREED)
 

2. When you think they are gonna delete your post for going offtopic you simply add "ontopic:" so you have right to complain. (by FU I am PeNGuiN)

Spoiler for Hiden:
add dread lord's meme picture "I see what you did there" here


3. Double posting gives you a "double kill" post which increases your posts and get more attention, you can do that by writing "sry for double post" before you write something. (by jeandarc)


4. When someone is trying hard to explain something, you put this gif. it will make you look badass and get in the center of attention. (by jeandarc)

Spoiler for Hiden:

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Offtopic / Keeping forum under pressure
« on: May 13, 2013, 21:31 »
Hello ladies and gentleman,

Tonight I'm gonna show you basic stuff about "How to keep forum under pressure" (similar to "how it's made" thingy).

Ok so let's get started:

INFO:
This technique is very dangerous top be used, sometimes it can be deadly. Learning this technique takes a lot of time and practice till you master it completely. This technique should be used rarely in order to avoid combats with moderators and similar stuff, I suggest you to use this once or twice per week.

HOW TO USE IT:
By obeying to the above mentioned information you need to know HOW to use it. Basically, you need to keep the forum under pressure by posting after every post it's made on any kind of section and not letting others to counter you, which means you will get the attention, yes, ATTENTION WHORE. The number of posts will dramatically increase (which is very important) and good number of enemies (which you should be able to defeat them.

CONSEQUENCES:
There are some guardians which you should get rid of them asap, sometimes you simply can't and will probably get forum warned. Keep the spam as much as you can on topic; if someone posts a "funny" video you will reply to that video with "lolololol i will try it", that doesn't give to the enemies any reason to attack you. If they delete your posts cuz you wrote something like that, you will have to open new topic and start to complain about it, oh and yeah, you will get more attention.

This was it for today guys, see you on the next episode.

Here's an example how to keep forum under pressure:

Spoiler for Hiden:

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General Discussions / Skype Group
« on: April 09, 2013, 13:45 »
Hello guys,

I just wanted to inform you that I'll create a Skype group for Dota 1 players.

The group will mostly be with people that we already know (from forums, in game etc.). The reason why I'm doing this is to have fun chatting with the others while playing dota, discussion about the game, teamworking, faster reactions and of course the most important part is to improve our English.

All of the discussion will be made in English language so all of us will understand each other.

If you want to play with a normal team, good atmosphere, having fun with cool mates, then add me:

Skype: jeandarc111

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Offtopic / Sexually harassed!
« on: April 09, 2013, 00:07 »
Edited by admin

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Offtopic / ITS OVER
« on: April 05, 2013, 12:34 »
Before I go to sleep, I stop and think what It would be like If I talked to you again. I always wonder what It would be like to text you and say how are you? but I cant. You are done, Its over. Even though, I'm not done. I'm still in love with those shiny green eyes.

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