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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #30 on: September 26, 2011, 16:58 »
Nice one  8)
Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
Can't think of something better atm :P
Some more about psychiatrist
Patient:Doc,doc nobody see's me
Psychiatrist:Who said that?

Patient:Doc,doc seems like nobody take's me serious
Psychiatrist:Your joking?

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #31 on: September 27, 2011, 00:18 »
A priest and a hunter wander in a forest. Suddenly a wild pig appears in front of them, the hunter aims his shotgun, shoots and says:
-FUCK! I missed!
The priest says:
-Do not curse my son, God will punish you and you will go to hell.
After a while they see the pig again, the hunter shoots again and says:
-FUCKING SHIT! I MISSED!
The priest says:
-Do not curse my son, God will punish you if you continue.
A few hours later a rabbit appears in front of them, once again the hunter shoots with his shotgun and says:
-BULLSHIT! FUCKING MISSED THE FUCKING RABBIT!
Then the priest says:
-Do not curse my son, I'm not joking God will punish you if you don't stop now!!!
Then suddenly a lightning strikes the priest and kills him. The hunter hears an angry voice from the sky:
-FUCK! I MISSED!

^ best one here i LOLed
Dota - Pick me 0:51  SF :)
Dota - Symphony of skills 4:23 SF :D
Dota - Light the torch 2:12  SF :D
Dota - Keep ownage 0:25-1:25 Naix :D
WoDotA 8)

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #32 on: September 27, 2011, 00:24 »
Hmm get 5 pages and sticky

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #33 on: September 27, 2011, 00:25 »
i got only one :D
btw nice joke saint :D

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #34 on: September 27, 2011, 00:29 »
Hmm get 5 pages and sticky

no problem xD

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #35 on: September 27, 2011, 00:30 »
A priest and a hunter wander in a forest. Suddenly a wild pig appears in front of them, the hunter aims his shotgun, shoots and says:
-FUCK! I missed!
The priest says:
-Do not curse my son, God will punish you and you will go to hell.
After a while they see the pig again, the hunter shoots again and says:
-FUCKING SHIT! I MISSED!
The priest says:
-Do not curse my son, God will punish you if you continue.
A few hours later a rabbit appears in front of them, once again the hunter shoots with his shotgun and says:
-BULLSHIT! FUCKING MISSED THE FUCKING RABBIT!
Then the priest says:
-Do not curse my son, I'm not joking God will punish you if you don't stop now!!!
Then suddenly a lightning strikes the priest and kills him. The hunter hears an angry voice from the sky:
-FUCK! I MISSED!

AXAXAXAXAXAXAAXAXAXXAAXXAAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAX

POOR JOKES ARE SO FUNNY trolololo

Hmm get 5 pages and sticky
no problem xD

Dont do what i think you will do  ^^

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #36 on: September 27, 2011, 00:40 »
u mad bro? OKe incoming of troll jokes XDD

Pondering, what is the best way to stop the pain, after one waxes his balls?
Use an iron hammer to pound the testicles into oblivion. Yours are useless anyway, since you never get laid

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #37 on: September 27, 2011, 01:45 »
u mad bro? OKe incoming of troll jokes XDD

Pondering, what is the best way to stop the pain, after one waxes his balls?
Use an iron hammer to pound the testicles into oblivion. Yours are useless anyway, since you never get laid

Ouch.
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #38 on: September 27, 2011, 08:34 »
A conversation between two blondes:
- Yesterday I was at the hospital to check my eyes.
- Are your eyes ok? What did the doctor say?
- He told me to learn the alphabet.
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A conversation between two kids:
- Do you have any brothers or sisters?
- No, but I have 3 fathers from my mom and 4 mothers from my dad.
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One day God saw an old man crying on Earth. He asked him:
- Old man why are you crying?
- A saw a young man being tortured...
- How did he look like?
- He had nails in his body...
- Jesus?!?!
- No, Pinokio...
lame ones I know I'll post better ones later/tomorrow  8)

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #39 on: September 27, 2011, 11:48 »
It is about midnight and a little girls wakes up and goes to toilet. She goes thru the living room and there's man sitting in a armchair. The girl goes to the man and asks:
"Are you my new babysitter?"
"No, I'm your new motherfu*ker..."

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #40 on: September 27, 2011, 18:00 »
A priest and a hunter wander in a forest. Suddenly a wild pig appears in front of them, the hunter aims his shotgun, shoots and says:
-FUCK! I missed!
The priest says:
-Do not curse my son, God will punish you and you will go to hell.
After a while they see the pig again, the hunter shoots again and says:
-FUCKING SHIT! I MISSED!
The priest says:
-Do not curse my son, God will punish you if you continue.
A few hours later a rabbit appears in front of them, once again the hunter shoots with his shotgun and says:
-BULLSHIT! FUCKING MISSED THE FUCKING RABBIT!
Then the priest says:
-Do not curse my son, I'm not joking God will punish you if you don't stop now!!!
Then suddenly a lightning strikes the priest and kills him. The hunter hears an angry voice from the sky:
-FUCK! I MISSED!

^ best one here i LOLed

yea nice one :)

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #41 on: September 29, 2011, 10:32 »
An elephant met a camel and said to her:
-What the heck is wrong with you? Why are your boobs on your back?
-No, no, no what the heck is wrong with you? Your dick is on your face.
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One day during the winter a rabbit saw a snail climb a cherry tree. The rabbit asked the snail:
-Why are you climbing up the cherry tree?
-I wanna eat some cherries.
-But there are no cherries now, it's winter.
-Yeah but by the time I get up there, there will be cherries.
« Last Edit: September 29, 2011, 10:37 by SaintKnight »

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #42 on: September 30, 2011, 10:11 »
Spoiler for Hiden:
Click The Spoiler
Spoiler for Hiden:
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TROLOLOLOLO

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #43 on: September 30, 2011, 11:39 »
Spoiler for Hiden:
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Spoiler for Hiden:
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TROLOLOLOLO

I saw on playdota.com this similar but was longer, long like hell and in it was..... I cant even remember after those spoilers ;D

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #44 on: October 07, 2011, 10:12 »
In Steve Job's tombstone it is written iDead
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