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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #255 on: June 12, 2018, 11:03 pm »
Yes I like Saturn very much

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #256 on: June 13, 2018, 01:48 pm »
Yes I like Saturn very much

Since you are God, riddle me this: If we are all God's sons, what makes Jesus so special? :michael jackson:

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #257 on: June 13, 2018, 02:05 pm »
Yes I like Saturn very much

Since you are God, riddle me this: If we are all God's sons, what makes Jesus so special? :michael jackson:
He was not given Free will, his life was dedicated to his father .
Seraphims[Eternals] also have no free will .

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #258 on: June 13, 2018, 04:21 pm »
Can we make it a full time meme thread? I think it'll be an improvement. And it'll be gluten-free too.
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #259 on: June 13, 2018, 11:50 pm »
Can we make it a full time meme thread? I think it'll be an improvement. And it'll be gluten-free too.

Got an idea about that i will tag you in it

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #260 on: June 16, 2018, 12:19 am »
On job interview for secretary:

Man - Do you know English?
Woman - Yes.
Man - This is my phone number, so can you tell me on English my phone number 666-3629 ?
Woman - sex sex sex free sex tonight
╚►They say "Before you die your whole life flashes before your eyes…". Make it worth watching. It's true, even for a blind man... ◄╝