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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #240 on: March 24, 2018, 04:57 pm »
Spoiler for Hiden:
6195

Number of posts, you troll XD

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #241 on: March 24, 2018, 05:22 pm »
How else can i get 6k posts, spam spam spam .

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #242 on: April 28, 2018, 08:23 pm »
[first day on the job as a drug dealer]
*giggles*
-We dont have Coce, is Pepsi ok?
*gets stabbed*

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #243 on: April 30, 2018, 10:18 pm »
Spoiler for Weak Joke 1:
Q:Why do Sweds smile at a lighting storm?

A:They think it's flash photography.

Spoiler for Sad life 2:
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Mom: Why was a chicken on the road?

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #244 on: May 01, 2018, 12:26 pm »
But chicken didn't cross the road. That's why everyone at school calls him chicken.

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #245 on: May 28, 2018, 03:19 pm »
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03:17 Vesh_Mashina (All) ALLAH DONT EXIST U TURKS DONT EXIST
03:23 DeS_UPS (All) caps off ty
...
31:41 DeS_UPS killed Vesh_Mashina
31:44 DeS_UPS killed Se5KO
31:46 DeS_UPS killed Cle0
31:46 DeS_UPS killed omnicali
31:49 DeS_UPS killed Chupacabraaa
31:55 DeS_UPS (All) SENTINEL DONT EXIST

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #246 on: May 29, 2018, 06:32 am »
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03:17 Vesh_Mashina (All) ALLAH DONT EXIST U TURKS DONT EXIST
03:23 DeS_UPS (All) caps off ty
...
31:41 DeS_UPS killed Vesh_Mashina
31:44 DeS_UPS killed Se5KO
31:46 DeS_UPS killed Cle0
31:46 DeS_UPS killed omnicali
31:49 DeS_UPS killed Chupacabraaa
31:55 DeS_UPS (All) SENTINEL DONT EXIST
LMFAO

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #247 on: May 29, 2018, 04:44 pm »
3 deers went to a bar. The first deer was a tall one in a suit. The second was an average in casual clothing and the last was rather small and naked. The first deer ordered a cappuccino and a portion of fries. The second ordered a glass of  beer and a sandwich. The last one asked for a bag of berries. The barmen wondered about such order, took his favorite shotgun from underneath the bar desk, FIRED IN THE AIR AND KINDLY TOLD THE FUCKING DEERS TO GET THE FUCK OUT FOR HE DOESN'T SERVE FILTHY ANIMALS HERE

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #248 on: May 30, 2018, 12:23 am »
Quote
03:17 Vesh_Mashina (All) ALLAH DONT EXIST U TURKS DONT EXIST
03:23 DeS_UPS (All) caps off ty
...
31:41 DeS_UPS killed Vesh_Mashina
31:44 DeS_UPS killed Se5KO
31:46 DeS_UPS killed Cle0
31:46 DeS_UPS killed omnicali
31:49 DeS_UPS killed Chupacabraaa
31:55 DeS_UPS (All) SENTINEL DONT EXIST

3 deers went to a bar. The first deer was a tall one in a suit. The second was an average in casual clothing and the last was rather small and naked. The first deer ordered a cappuccino and a portion of fries. The second ordered a glass of  beer and a sandwich. The last one asked for a bag of berries. The barmen wondered about such order, took his favorite shotgun from underneath the bar desk, FIRED IN THE AIR AND KINDLY TOLD THE FUCKING DEERS TO GET THE FUCK OUT FOR HE DOESN'T SERVE FILTHY ANIMALS HERE
Let me be a pretender for a while
Spoiler for Hiden:
Sorry, i just realized it's something i'm very bad at
DON'T TALK LIKE ONE OF THEM.
YOU'RE NOT!
EVEN IF YOU'D LIKE TO BE.


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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #249 on: May 30, 2018, 10:54 am »
Quote
03:17 Vesh_Mashina (All) ALLAH DONT EXIST U TURKS DONT EXIST
03:23 DeS_UPS (All) caps off ty
...
31:41 DeS_UPS killed Vesh_Mashina
31:44 DeS_UPS killed Se5KO
31:46 DeS_UPS killed Cle0
31:46 DeS_UPS killed omnicali
31:49 DeS_UPS killed Chupacabraaa
31:55 DeS_UPS (All) SENTINEL DONT EXIST

3 deers went to a bar. The first deer was a tall one in a suit. The second was an average in casual clothing and the last was rather small and naked. The first deer ordered a cappuccino and a portion of fries. The second ordered a glass of  beer and a sandwich. The last one asked for a bag of berries. The barmen wondered about such order, took his favorite shotgun from underneath the bar desk, FIRED IN THE AIR AND KINDLY TOLD THE FUCKING DEERS TO GET THE FUCK OUT FOR HE DOESN'T SERVE FILTHY ANIMALS HERE
Let me be a pretender for a while
Spoiler for Hiden:
Sorry, i just realized it's something i'm very bad at
You seem very dumb what is your ingame acc so you get owned

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #250 on: May 30, 2018, 11:10 am »
He talk to much for one noob.

Guess who's back?

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #251 on: May 31, 2018, 01:10 am »

You seem very dumb what is your ingame acc so you get owned
Here is a solid displaying of 'How To use a pencil very functional' rather than casual ways



And which kind of positive impact it makes on the clowns after disappeared

Spoiler for Hiden:
R.I.P  :angel:
DON'T TALK LIKE ONE OF THEM.
YOU'RE NOT!
EVEN IF YOU'D LIKE TO BE.


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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #252 on: May 31, 2018, 01:21 pm »

You seem very dumb what is your ingame acc so you get owned
Here is a solid displaying of 'How To use a pencil very functional' rather than casual ways



And which kind of positive impact it makes on the clowns after disappeared

Spoiler for Hiden:
R.I.P  :angel:
Lol you're not just dumb but autistic also :(

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #253 on: June 01, 2018, 04:50 pm »

You seem very dumb what is your ingame acc so you get owned
Here is a solid displaying of 'How To use a pencil very functional' rather than casual ways



And which kind of positive impact it makes on the clowns after disappeared

Spoiler for Hiden:
R.I.P  :angel:
Lol you're not just dumb but autistic also :(
is ok he is tard.

If you care what else think about u will never move forward go your way and trust ur self. Brothers are Mate ,Hejters gona Hate.

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #254 on: June 12, 2018, 10:07 pm »
Gets, this is a joke thread, not open insult. Get back on topic.

Why does Saturn have a ring? Cause God liked it and he put a ring it.