xDD the 6 joke is awesome :D
why i am such a pro ? - because vaikiss is my father xDD joke ;d
or this xDD
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I feel sorry for people who don’t drink or do drugs. Because someday they’re going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won’t know why.
MIAUHAHAHAHAH :D
no lame jokes pleasedrago that joke is so bad it's funny xD
Guy walks into an ice-cream shop.Nice one 8)
Guy: "Can I have some chocolate?"
Worker: "Sorry sir we're out of chocolate."
Guy: "Hmm, I want some chocolate ice-cream."
Worker: "Sir, we don't have any chocolate, choose another flavor."
Guy: "I want chocolate."
Worker: "Ok. How do you spell the van in vanilla?"
Guy: "V-A-N."
Worker: "And how do you spell the straw in strawberry?"
Guy: "S-T-R-A-W."
Worker: "So how do you spell the fuck in chocolate?"
Guy: "There's no fuckin' chocolate!"
Worker: "You got it!"
Justin Bieber will star in Transformers 4. His name will be Faggatron!rofl made my day :D
There is a plane crash near unknown island and there are only 3 survivors: American, German and Czech. They swim to the island but soon they got caught by local man-eaters.LOL thanks for the laugh ;D
The chief of man-eaters give two glass balls to each survivor and tells them:
"Here you got 2 balls. I will lock you into huts for a week and if you show me something I never saw with those balls I'll give you a freedom."
After week the chief walk into hut with American. The balls are flying around his head.
Chief says: "I've already saw this, we will eat this man."
Then the chief walks into hut with German. He is dancing and those glass balls are flying all around and glow with different colors.
Chief says: "I've already saw this, we will eat this man."
Then he walks into hut with Czech and gets out soon. With disappointed face he says: "I've never saw this. That idiot broken one of the balls and lost the other one..."
At the Airport:
-Name?
-Abu Dalah Sarafi.
-Sex?
-Four times a week.
-No, no, no..... male or female?
-Male, female...... sometimes camel.......
There is a bet between G. Bush and V. Putin whose political system will last longer. So they bot get frozen for 50 years. After 50 years they got unfreezed, both run to nearest newsstand and buy newspapers.
V. Putin grabs the newspaper and start laughing, there is "Next terrorist strike! This time in Las Vegas!" on title page.
G. Bush takes the newspaper and there is nothing about Russia on 1st, 2nd, 3rd ... 15th page. Then Bush gets to very last page of newspaper and there is small article with headline "Next strifes on border between China and Finland"
TROLOLOLOLO(http://www.byblog.org/images/2010/07/This-is-nah.jpg)once chuck norris and superman had a fight, since both of them were very confident about his abilitys, they made a bet. The one who loose the fight have to use his underwear outside their pants...
Nice one 8)Some more about psychiatrist
Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
Can't think of something better atm :P
A priest and a hunter wander in a forest. Suddenly a wild pig appears in front of them, the hunter aims his shotgun, shoots and says:
-FUCK! I missed!
The priest says:
-Do not curse my son, God will punish you and you will go to hell.
After a while they see the pig again, the hunter shoots again and says:
-FUCKING SHIT! I MISSED!
The priest says:
-Do not curse my son, God will punish you if you continue.
A few hours later a rabbit appears in front of them, once again the hunter shoots with his shotgun and says:
-BULLSHIT! FUCKING MISSED THE FUCKING RABBIT!
Then the priest says:
-Do not curse my son, I'm not joking God will punish you if you don't stop now!!!
Then suddenly a lightning strikes the priest and kills him. The hunter hears an angry voice from the sky:
-FUCK! I MISSED!
Hmm get 5 pages and sticky
A priest and a hunter wander in a forest. Suddenly a wild pig appears in front of them, the hunter aims his shotgun, shoots and says:
-FUCK! I missed!
The priest says:
-Do not curse my son, God will punish you and you will go to hell.
After a while they see the pig again, the hunter shoots again and says:
-FUCKING SHIT! I MISSED!
The priest says:
-Do not curse my son, God will punish you if you continue.
A few hours later a rabbit appears in front of them, once again the hunter shoots with his shotgun and says:
-BULLSHIT! FUCKING MISSED THE FUCKING RABBIT!
Then the priest says:
-Do not curse my son, I'm not joking God will punish you if you don't stop now!!!
Then suddenly a lightning strikes the priest and kills him. The hunter hears an angry voice from the sky:
-FUCK! I MISSED!
Hmm get 5 pages and stickyno problem xD
u mad bro? OKe incoming of troll jokes XDD
Pondering, what is the best way to stop the pain, after one waxes his balls?
Use an iron hammer to pound the testicles into oblivion. Yours are useless anyway, since you never get laid
A priest and a hunter wander in a forest. Suddenly a wild pig appears in front of them, the hunter aims his shotgun, shoots and says:
-FUCK! I missed!
The priest says:
-Do not curse my son, God will punish you and you will go to hell.
After a while they see the pig again, the hunter shoots again and says:
-FUCKING SHIT! I MISSED!
The priest says:
-Do not curse my son, God will punish you if you continue.
A few hours later a rabbit appears in front of them, once again the hunter shoots with his shotgun and says:
-BULLSHIT! FUCKING MISSED THE FUCKING RABBIT!
Then the priest says:
-Do not curse my son, I'm not joking God will punish you if you don't stop now!!!
Then suddenly a lightning strikes the priest and kills him. The hunter hears an angry voice from the sky:
-FUCK! I MISSED!
^ best one here i LOLed
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omg if i was a forum mod i would have warned you for that.
It's called black humour (not because its about black people...hope it was unnecessary to explain). People usually dont like it, but you are hypocrites cause humour usually deals with other people (obviously, if it was about you will never laught at, right?), that's why mainly you laught at (like "haha noob lol" or "pwn in the face", typicall of fail videos were people get fuking crushed in their bodies and people just stares laughin').
If you dont like it, make a blog or "dislike" like on youtube.
(pls dont make this a discuss about what is or not is humour xD)
It's called black humour (not because its about black people...hope it was unnecessary to explain). People usually dont like it, but you are hypocrites cause humour usually deals with other people (obviously, if it was about you will never laught at, right?), that's why mainly you laught at (like "haha noob lol" or "pwn in the face", typicall of fail videos were people get fuking crushed in their bodies and people just stares laughin').
If you dont like it, make a blog or "dislike" like on youtube.
(pls dont make this a discuss about what is or not is humour xD)
I'm just saying that it's pathetic to say something like that about a great man who just died...
Im not saying he is a not a great man, ofc he is and more cause there is some videos of him giving speechs about life things that I realy liked (shoud watch it) .
But I just make a joke, you can laught or not.
Btw he is not dead to me, I will always remember of him.
In Steve Job's tombstone it is written iDeadIn the "normal" world, that's just disrespecting a great man that just died..
To be honest idk even know what is a left 4.By the way idk = i dont know ;)
If you don't reach the message of my joke then keep hating.
Poor mom got ownd xD
I told those jokes to some black friends in real life, they liked them and laughed 8)And after that they had "sex" with you hahahahaha
4 women are at psychologist's. He tells 1st woman: You are addicted to sweet and it is why you daugter's name is Candy.
Then he tells 2nd woman: You are addicted to money and it is why you daugter's name is Penny.
Then He tells 3rd woman: You are addicted to alcohol and it is why you daugter's name is Brandy.
And 4th women tells her son: "C'mon Dick, lets go home."
4 women are at psychologist's. He tells 1st woman: You are addicted to sweet and it is why you daugter's name is Candy.
Then he tells 2nd woman: You are addicted to money and it is why you daugter's name is Penny.
Then He tells 3rd woman: You are addicted to alcohol and it is why you daugter's name is Brandy.
And 4th women tells her son: "C'mon Dick, lets go home."
4 women are at psychologist's. He tells 1st woman: You are addicted to sweet and it is why you daugter's name is Candy.
Then he tells 2nd woman: You are addicted to money and it is why you daugter's name is Penny.
Then He tells 3rd woman: You are addicted to alcohol and it is why you daugter's name is Brandy.
And 4th women tells her son: "C'mon Dick, lets go home."
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Hmm get 5 pages and sticky
still 2 here :DHmm get 5 pages and sticky
I bet he said it just because he didn't believe it will get 5 pages! :PHmm get 5 pages and sticky
How the world will end in 2012 when my coca-cola exripes in 2013?Ever heard about Nuke Cola?
Police officer : Detective, the best football player at the moment has been found, he was stabbed 6 times in the chest.
Detective : Better get some gloves ...
Detective : Cause it's gonna be ...
Detective : MESSI !
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!
Police officer : Detective, the best football player at the moment has been found, he was stabbed 6 times in the chest.good oratio one xD
Detective : Better get some gloves ...
Detective : Cause it's gonna be ...
Detective : MESSI !
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!
Guy walks into bar and says: "Quickly, two shots of vodka before it comes!" So the barkeep gives him 2 vodka, the guy drinks both of em and says "Quickly, another two shots of vodka before it comes!" So the barkeep gives him another 2 vodka, guy drinks them again and says "Quickly, another two shots before it comes!". The barkeep asks "And do you have money to pay for the drinks you ordered?" And the guy sighs and says "damn, here we go :( "not even giggle
Lemme try again...
How to get rid of an annoying person sitting next to you in airplane?
1) Open your laptop
2) Make sure he's looking at your screen
3) click this link http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf (http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf)
Lemme try again...your Lemme try again is confirmed nice 1
How to get rid of an annoying person sitting next to you in airplane?
1) Open your laptop
2) Make sure he's looking at your screen
3) click this link http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf (http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf)
Found on facebook
Stopping the microwave at 0:01 because you're a bomb defuse expert.
Not really funny but kinda cool :D
Chu, Du and Fu move from China to America, but on borders they find out that they need to change their names so Chu is Chuck, Du is Duck and Fu returned to Chine :Dhahahah nice one 8)
Chu, Du and Fu move from China to America, but on borders they find out that they need to change their names so Chu is Chuck, Du is Duck and Fu returned to Chine :Dhahahah nice one 8)
xDChu, Du and Fu move from China to America, but on borders they find out that they need to change their names so Chu is Chuck, Du is Duck and Fu returned to Chine :Dhahahah nice one 8)
haha :D good one :)
Icy rofled so hard when i told it himLOL drago that was posted in funny videos and pictures xD trololololo
2 women speak about yesterday
2 asks 1 wut happened
2 muthafukin boring.. My man came home, ate , we had some fast sex and we slept.
1 asks 2
It was awesome ...
When we came home we went to an restourent after eating we walked throught the forest , when we came home he light(ed) some candels and we had sex more than an hour
Their 2 men speak about their last night
2 asks 1
It was just awesome , i came home , ate , had some sex and slept
1 asks 2
Mine was mega retarded..
She couldnt cook bcs I forgot to pay the energy (i didnt tell her) so we went to a restourant. She took the most expensive food and bcs of that i hadnt enough money to pa the taxi so we walked theough the forest... After we came home i had to light the candels bcs no energy and than we went to bed and i couldnt have a boner bcs of the shit what happened
In conclusion, Saint sux.You mean 14 people lost mass PSR vs. me :D
Chuck Norris is only a stupid actor, if he was that imba as u guys thought, he wouldnt let me write this, he would come to my house and smash my head on my keybo tggrf45da4lksefl2bk456mgrtlkwqasjld83dfg9h53dsg34w5eswfhddfyeah that comment from youtube :xDD
Chuck Norris is only a stupid actor, if he was that imba as u guys thought, he wouldnt let me write this, he would come to my house and smash my head on my keybo tggrf45da4lksefl2bk456mgrtlkwqasjld83dfg9h53dsg34w5eswfhddfyeah that comment from youtube :xDD
upsssssss . now where the hell i got it from -.-" :PChuck Norris is only a stupid actor, if he was that imba as u guys thought, he wouldnt let me write this, he would come to my house and smash my head on my keybo tggrf45da4lksefl2bk456mgrtlkwqasjld83dfg9h53dsg34w5eswfhddfyeah that comment from youtube :xDD
shhhhh ;D
Polish Joke - Two Poles are talking about their friend who immigrated to America. "Did you hear about Bartek? He opened up a jewellery store after just one year in America!" "How did he do that?" "With a crowbar."
A: Do you speak english ?loooooool
B: Yes!
A: Name?
B: Abdul al-Rhazib.
A: Sex?
B: Three to five times a week.
A: No, no... I mean male or female?
B: Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
A: Holy cow!
B: Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
A: But isn't that hostile?
B: Horse style, doggy style, any style!
A: Oh dear!
B: No, no! Deer run too fast...
Polish Joke - Two Poles are talking about their friend who immigrated to America. "Did you hear about Bartek? He opened up a jewellery store after just one year in America!" "How did he do that?" "With a crowbar."
imba Bart :D but this is awsome check, maybe you know it or know shorter version, but still.... :DDD
A: Do you speak english ?
B: Yes!
A: Name?
B: Abdul al-Rhazib.
A: Sex?
B: Three to five times a week.
A: No, no... I mean male or female?
B: Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
A: Holy cow!
B: Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
A: But isn't that hostile?
B: Horse style, doggy style, any style!
A: Oh dear!
B: No, no! Deer run too fast...
If I download a movie in Jamaica, am I a pirate of the Caribbean?
the girl came home with her boyfriend and she said to her mother."Mom we are going to my room now.Dont disturb us".after a while her mother listen some voices from the room and their was like ''oh yeah baby baby baby'' then her mother rush in the room and she said."Ouf...u having sex?I thought u were listening Justin Bieber.^^ ^^
Merged with Joke thread. Why ppl don't look at sticky topics?becouse sticky topics r retarded shit like
Anyway, nice joke :D
Merged with Joke thread. Why ppl don't look at sticky topics?becouse sticky topics r retarded shit like
Anyway, nice joke :D
"pd staff song" ?
LOL
From the Dutch word Lølen, the term LOL (pronounced as one word, with a long "o", as in "Dude, I was lolling so hard that I fell over.") is commonly used throughout the internet as a means to show empathy, standing for 'Lots of love'. It can also mean 'I have nothing better to say'. LOL is not to be confused with lol, which is just a man with his arms raised.
Example:
<jameskf> My Mum just died :(
<DriverMan> LOL
<karg> LOL, that's so sad.
<qfeen> LOL :(
<drunk> LOL
<cranyon666> Thats *really* sad LOL
<eggmaster> I feel your loss
<eggmaster> LoL
<fust0r> LoL, Hope it wasn't a long and painful death
<jameskf> Thanks Guys your the best intarweb pals i got!
<drunk> We're always here for you, LOL.
********************
More recently, "your mom" has also been used as a reply to almost any statement. For example, if you were to say "wow, this living room is huge," I would reply with "Your mom is huge." Used in this way, a your mom joke does not necessarily have to make sense "your mom doesn't make sense." This is a good way to change subjects or liven a dull conversation "Your mom is a dull conversation." Be careful though, because replying to anything somebody says with a your mom joke can become a negative habit "your mom became my negative habit last night." Especially be careful when in a workplace as your coworkers may not like it if you do this all day long "I do your mom all day long."
Your mom can also be used as an answer to a question. Here are a few examples...
"How much does this cost"... "a lot more than your mom charged last night."
"What do you want to eat tonight"..."your mom."
"Are you doing anything this weekend...(you get the picture).
its not wiki, its uncyclopedia a parody of wikipedia ;)LOL
From the Dutch word Lølen, the term LOL (pronounced as one word, with a long "o", as in "Dude, I was lolling so hard that I fell over.") is commonly used throughout the internet as a means to show empathy, standing for 'Lots of love'. It can also mean 'I have nothing better to say'. LOL is not to be confused with lol, which is just a man with his arms raised.
Example:
<jameskf> My Mum just died :(
<DriverMan> LOL
<karg> LOL, that's so sad.
<qfeen> LOL :(
<drunk> LOL
<cranyon666> Thats *really* sad LOL
<eggmaster> I feel your loss
<eggmaster> LoL
<fust0r> LoL, Hope it wasn't a long and painful death
<jameskf> Thanks Guys your the best intarweb pals i got!
<drunk> We're always here for you, LOL.
********************
More recently, "your mom" has also been used as a reply to almost any statement. For example, if you were to say "wow, this living room is huge," I would reply with "Your mom is huge." Used in this way, a your mom joke does not necessarily have to make sense "your mom doesn't make sense." This is a good way to change subjects or liven a dull conversation "Your mom is a dull conversation." Be careful though, because replying to anything somebody says with a your mom joke can become a negative habit "your mom became my negative habit last night." Especially be careful when in a workplace as your coworkers may not like it if you do this all day long "I do your mom all day long."
Your mom can also be used as an answer to a question. Here are a few examples...
"How much does this cost"... "a lot more than your mom charged last night."
"What do you want to eat tonight"..."your mom."
"Are you doing anything this weekend...(you get the picture).
Wiki? WTF man? This is a joke? Happy april fools day?
its nonsensopedia 2 ;]its not wiki, its uncyclopedia a parody of wikipedia ;)LOL
From the Dutch word Lølen, the term LOL (pronounced as one word, with a long "o", as in "Dude, I was lolling so hard that I fell over.") is commonly used throughout the internet as a means to show empathy, standing for 'Lots of love'. It can also mean 'I have nothing better to say'. LOL is not to be confused with lol, which is just a man with his arms raised.
Example:
<jameskf> My Mum just died :(
<DriverMan> LOL
<karg> LOL, that's so sad.
<qfeen> LOL :(
<drunk> LOL
<cranyon666> Thats *really* sad LOL
<eggmaster> I feel your loss
<eggmaster> LoL
<fust0r> LoL, Hope it wasn't a long and painful death
<jameskf> Thanks Guys your the best intarweb pals i got!
<drunk> We're always here for you, LOL.
********************
More recently, "your mom" has also been used as a reply to almost any statement. For example, if you were to say "wow, this living room is huge," I would reply with "Your mom is huge." Used in this way, a your mom joke does not necessarily have to make sense "your mom doesn't make sense." This is a good way to change subjects or liven a dull conversation "Your mom is a dull conversation." Be careful though, because replying to anything somebody says with a your mom joke can become a negative habit "your mom became my negative habit last night." Especially be careful when in a workplace as your coworkers may not like it if you do this all day long "I do your mom all day long."
Your mom can also be used as an answer to a question. Here are a few examples...
"How much does this cost"... "a lot more than your mom charged last night."
"What do you want to eat tonight"..."your mom."
"Are you doing anything this weekend...(you get the picture).
Wiki? WTF man? This is a joke? Happy april fools day?
if u feel bored in plane .. do thishahahahahhaha
1. take laptop from bag
2. slowly and carefull open it
3. turn it on
4. be sure that some1 is watching u
5. connect on net
6. close eyes, open them, look at sky - like when u praying.
7. take a deep breath and open this link:
http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. watch ppl around u :D
if u feel bored in plane .. do this
1. take laptop from bag
2. slowly and carefull open it
3. turn it on
4. be sure that some1 is watching u
5. connect on net
6. close eyes, open them, look at sky - like when u praying.
7. take a deep breath and open this link:
http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. watch ppl around u :D
if u feel bored in plane .. do this
1. take laptop from bag
2. slowly and carefull open it
3. turn it on
4. be sure that some1 is watching u
5. connect on net
6. close eyes, open them, look at sky - like when u praying.
7. take a deep breath and open this link:
http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. watch ppl around u :D
if u feel bored in plane .. do this
1. take laptop from bag
2. slowly and carefull open it
3. turn it on
4. be sure that some1 is watching u
5. connect on net
6. close eyes, open them, look at sky - like when u praying.
7. take a deep breath and open this link:
http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. watch ppl around u :D
Saw this like 3-4 years ago, but still funny :D
"A DotA pro and a LoL pro walks into a bar. The DotA pro tells the LoL pro - DotA is a better game than LoL. The LoL pro couldn't deny it."Nice one, +1 ;D
Why Hitler killed himself?
HE SAW THE GAS BILL!
I LOLED AT THE NEXT ONE :
What were Jews used for in connection with the 1936 Olympics? For the cindertrack and the Olympic flame.
Aaa, now the old good 'yo mama jokes'.. :
Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention
Yo mama's so stupid she tried to put her M&Ms in alphabetical order.
Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over we miss 2 days of sunlight
well, at the end i was going to make a gay joke to add onto this.. butt fuck it...
"A DotA pro and a LoL pro walks into a bar. The DotA pro tells the LoL pro - DotA is a better game than LoL. The LoL pro couldn't deny it."
Why Hitler killed himself?
HE SAW THE GAS BILL!
I LOLED AT THE NEXT ONE :
What were Jews used for in connection with the 1936 Olympics? For the cindertrack and the Olympic flame.
Aaa, now the old good 'yo mama jokes'.. :
Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention
Yo mama's so stupid she tried to put her M&Ms in alphabetical order.
Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over we miss 2 days of sunlight
well, at the end i was going to make a gay joke to add onto this.. butt fuck it...
i have ADHD and i find that "joke" offensive
You fuck a girl (doggystyle) , you say to her i m comming, you spit her on the back ( she ll think you came ) , when she turns arround you "squirt" on her eye , and when she stands up to ask you wtf you hit her in her leg , than she ll jump on one leg and one eye closed like a pirate :D(http://i.imgur.com/L2lYz.png)
Cause they are in arabic when I translate them the meanig change :-\
This.Cause they are in arabic when I translate them the meanig change :-\piece of advice .. never translate jokes from other languages they always lose their meaning ;)
This.Cause they are in arabic when I translate them the meanig change :-\piece of advice .. never translate jokes from other languages they always lose their meaning ;)
And the word "sed" has no meaning in English. The word you wanted to use is "said" :)
This.Cause they are in arabic when I translate them the meanig change :-\piece of advice .. never translate jokes from other languages they always lose their meaning ;)
And the word "sed" has no meaning in English. The word you wanted to use is "said" :)
OMG I feel stupid :-\
A sniper comes home after a long day and says to his wife: "I missed you today!"
A sniper comes home after a long day and says to his wife: "I missed you today!"
One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!"
The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.
The little girl replied, ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.
The mother told her daughter, "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties."
''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl.
The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?"
The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."
The mother replied, "Didn't I tell you that he is...''
Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy. I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today.''
Why can't a blonde dial 911?ahahahah good one
She can't find the eleven.
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I supose he didn't left from that games,games left from him?
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Sorry if i miss topic,i found this like a joke! :)
Don't speak about something you don't have a clue about. Mods can unban themselves if they got disconnected, not if they leave.lawl you said you quit with dis forum idiot/retard (legit to insult people on la)
Wife wakes up the Mourinho in the morning:
- Darling, wake up, its five!
-WHAAAT? Lewandowski AGAIN?
Wife wakes up the Mourinho in the morning:
- Darling, wake up, its five!
-WHAAAT? Lewandowski AGAIN?
MadMan: You know what americans eat on Thanksgiving Day Kemcek?
KeMCek: No
MadMan: Turkey
KeMCek: ???
From MadManOw please :))))) it's the best joke you'll ever read in your life ;D you're just too young and in love and can't see the humor in it ;DQuoteMadMan: You know what americans eat on Thanksgiving Day Kemcek?
KeMCek: No
MadMan: Turkey
KeMCek: ???
Girl: Sweety every time I look in the mirror I think I'm getting fat. :( I need a compliment.Common i rly must give you +1 for this post , please continue with posts like this oneGuy: You have excellent eyesight !
Girl: Sweety every time I look in the mirror I think I'm getting fat. :( I need a compliment.+1 alsoGuy: You have excellent eyesight !
From MadManOw please :))))) it's the best joke you'll ever read in your life ;D you're just too young and in love and can't see the humor in it ;DQuoteMadMan: You know what americans eat on Thanksgiving Day Kemcek?
KeMCek: No
MadMan: Turkey
KeMCek: ???
It's not funny. Poor turkey.From MadManOw please :))))) it's the best joke you'll ever read in your life ;D you're just too young and in love and can't see the humor in it ;DQuoteMadMan: You know what americans eat on Thanksgiving Day Kemcek?
KeMCek: No
MadMan: Turkey
KeMCek: ???
MadPornNext step evolution in BDSM ;D
Looks like this thread had died. I will post a joke, maybe someone will find it funny.
Maria and John makes an awkward couple with some sex related issues.
One day, Maria brings a strategy for starting sex.
Maria: John, from now on, when you want to have sex with me, pull one of my tits 1 time.
If you don't want to have sex, pull it 2 times so I can know and leave you alone.John: Maria, when you want to have sex with me, pull my d*ck 1 time.
If you don't want to have sex, pull my d*ck about 50 times.
Boy: My mother's name is Laughing and my father's name is Smiling.
Teacher: You must be Kidding.
Boy: No, that's my sister's name, I'm Joking.
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Nice joke mara!
u are good natsumiand ure good retard :DDDDDDDDDDD
HAHAAWeaaaaaaaaaaaak XD
I remember just this one.
Snake coming with bicycle to you and say HI:
YOUR ANSWER : snake ? how the fuck you drive bicycle? you dont have legs!!!!
SNAKE: AHA and fall down from bicycle .;D
main thing u rofling XD
Weaaaaaaaaaaaak XD
Quotemain thing u rofling XD
Weaaaaaaaaaaaak XD
:D ofc i can copy and paste 10jokes from internet but i did this just becouse it comes from my head :Danyway and most important on joking is that how you present that.So you can with little joke make a big redeo :Dwhen u got talented.but nvmQuotemain thing u rofling XD
Weaaaaaaaaaaaak XD
Nah, I ain't :D At jokes you really have to kick it up a notch to impress me so I'm waiting XD
:D ofc i can copy and paste 10jokes from internet but i did this just becouse it comes from my head :Danyway and most important on joking is that how you present that.So you can with little joke make a big redeo :Dwhen u got talented.but nvmQuotemain thing u rofling XD
Weaaaaaaaaaaaak XD
Nah, I ain't :D At jokes you really have to kick it up a notch to impress me so I'm waiting XD
cheers :D
I got a joke too:Extreme joker this guybeginXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
y that was main point of my joke:D:D ofc i can copy and paste 10jokes from internet but i did this just becouse it comes from my head :Danyway and most important on joking is that how you present that.So you can with little joke make a big redeo :Dwhen u got talented.but nvmQuotemain thing u rofling XD
Weaaaaaaaaaaaak XD
Nah, I ain't :D At jokes you really have to kick it up a notch to impress me so I'm waiting XD
cheers :D
Point is not to copy paste :D be original
Ill make tatto on my hands(palm) on right hand : hi dickIt must be fun in your head, actually thinking that is funny XD it's a lame ass 12 year old and t's not your own, I've heard that in Romania so many times.
left hand : hi pussy
and so ill greetinsmy own one :DDD
Aaahahahahaa i remember that from these times from my best friends and ???? have prob with that????:DDDDIll make tatto on my hands(palm) on right hand : hi dickIt must be fun in your head, actually thinking that is funny XD it's a lame ass 12 year old and t's not your own, I've heard that in Romania so many times.
left hand : hi pussy
and so ill greetinsmy own one :DDD
Aaahahahahaa i remember that from these times from my best friends and ???? have prob with that????:DDDDIll make tatto on my hands(palm) on right hand : hi dickIt must be fun in your head, actually thinking that is funny XD it's a lame ass 12 year old and t's not your own, I've heard that in Romania so many times.
left hand : hi pussy
and so ill greetinsmy own one :DDD
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3 deers went to a bar. The first deer was a tall one in a suit. The second was an average in casual clothing and the last was rather small and naked. The first deer ordered a cappuccino and a portion of fries. The second ordered a glass of beer and a sandwich. The last one asked for a bag of berries. The barmen wondered about such order, took his favorite shotgun from underneath the bar desk, FIRED IN THE AIR AND KINDLY TOLD THE FUCKING DEERS TO GET THE FUCK OUT FOR HE DOESN'T SERVE FILTHY ANIMALS HERELet me be a pretender for a while
Here is a solid displaying of 'How To use a pencil very functional' rather than casual ways
You seem very dumb what is your ingame acc so you get owned
Lol you're not just dumb but autistic also :(Here is a solid displaying of 'How To use a pencil very functional' rather than casual ways
You seem very dumb what is your ingame acc so you get owned
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And which kind of positive impact it makes on the clowns after disappeared(https://media.giphy.com/media/EJC1pZtt17sYg/giphy.gif)R.I.P :angel:
is ok he is tard.Lol you're not just dumb but autistic also :(Here is a solid displaying of 'How To use a pencil very functional' rather than casual ways
You seem very dumb what is your ingame acc so you get owned
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And which kind of positive impact it makes on the clowns after disappeared(https://media.giphy.com/media/EJC1pZtt17sYg/giphy.gif)R.I.P :angel:
Yes I like Saturn very much
He was not given Free will, his life was dedicated to his father .Yes I like Saturn very much
Since you are God, riddle me this: If we are all God's sons, what makes Jesus so special? :michael jackson:
Can we make it a full time meme thread? I think it'll be an improvement. And it'll be gluten-free too.
On a train.Speaking of trains and jokes:
"Are you travelling to Manchester?"
"Yes."
"And what are you planning to do there?"
"Get off the train
typically English Today (https://www.english-today-bandung.com/id/) Jokes ;D
Now difficult. That train is already left
Who is there!