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Ban Requests / Re: ban request
« on: September 07, 2019, 22:19 »
WHAAAT !

I can't believe in my eyes,
did legendary ex-LGD clan revive back again? :o :o

That's a huge SHAME for you!
Either you don't have any clue about you had a big chance of having played with the legends in the same team,
OR you must really never have come across with the biggest historical milestone event of D1.

Luckily, you've bumped into me and i'm giving you this link;


After watching this, you'll realise that so many people would wanted to be in your place and you'll find yourself so shameful in the most pathetic situation of BANana request history,
and you're going to wish finding a way to offer them your sincere apologies for this terrible acting of your daMeNn foolishness.

Fortunately, nothing like this can decrease their steady reputation over vast years of dota history.

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Ban Requests / Re: all zeros who type !yes
« on: August 27, 2019, 00:26 »
i agree with you, this place is full of braindead damen reto nAbs. They votekicking you, instead giving you an award and forum icon for your hard earned and rarely seen 28/02 score.

Never mind it, i'm going to cover up their fault and you're going to be received your award sent onto your adress (Ziggurat Net Cafe, Strumica, MK) in this week as soon as possible.

Spoiler for Hiden:

You well deserved it, wave your hand to the cameras.

Spoiler for Hiden:

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General Discussions / Re: Public Call to Mooses
« on: August 26, 2019, 23:01 »
Have your team came with one strategy that works only vs specific team composition and gameplay and you are afraid you can't beat any other strat?

How about setting heroes, their roles, lanes and starting items? So its just a fair game?  ^-^

“Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?”

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Humor / Re: Joke Thread
« on: May 31, 2018, 01:10 »

You seem very dumb what is your ingame acc so you get owned
Here is a solid displaying of 'How To use a pencil very functional' rather than casual ways



And which kind of positive impact it makes on the clowns after disappeared

Spoiler for Hiden:
R.I.P  :angel:

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Humor / Re: Joke Thread
« on: May 30, 2018, 00:23 »
Quote
03:17 Vesh_Mashina (All) ALLAH DONT EXIST U TURKS DONT EXIST
03:23 DeS_UPS (All) caps off ty
...
31:41 DeS_UPS killed Vesh_Mashina
31:44 DeS_UPS killed Se5KO
31:46 DeS_UPS killed Cle0
31:46 DeS_UPS killed omnicali
31:49 DeS_UPS killed Chupacabraaa
31:55 DeS_UPS (All) SENTINEL DONT EXIST

3 deers went to a bar. The first deer was a tall one in a suit. The second was an average in casual clothing and the last was rather small and naked. The first deer ordered a cappuccino and a portion of fries. The second ordered a glass of  beer and a sandwich. The last one asked for a bag of berries. The barmen wondered about such order, took his favorite shotgun from underneath the bar desk, FIRED IN THE AIR AND KINDLY TOLD THE FUCKING DEERS TO GET THE FUCK OUT FOR HE DOESN'T SERVE FILTHY ANIMALS HERE
Let me be a pretender for a while
Spoiler for Hiden:
Sorry, i just realized it's something i'm very bad at

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General Discussions / Re: New Dota map??
« on: March 13, 2018, 23:56 »
HookerSabri entertainment proudly presents

The Batman - The LagAbuse Rises

Director : Christopher HookerSabri  Nolan
Genre : Action, Thriller, Drama

Cast (Roles) : Alone_MonaX (as The Joker)
                               kja12 (as Harvey Dent, also known as Two-Face)
                               Meth0d (as gang member, figurant) which has been patheticly exposed to pencil trick by Joker

IMDb point : 8,4/10

Storyline
Harvey Dent successfully begin to round up the criminals that plague Gotham City until a mysterious and sadistic criminal mastermind known only as the Joker appears in Gotham, creating a new wave of chaos. Batman's struggle against the Joker becomes deeply personal, forcing him to "confront everything he believes" and improve his technology to stop him.

You can see the link for gorgeous pencil trick in my signature section below (watching first 00:30 part is enough to see)

Some backstages of filming are here;

Spoiler for Hiden:
Joker gives his card for you to call him, when you needed

Spoiler for Hiden:
DO NOT messed up with Joker, or you are going to blow up

Spoiler for Hiden:
How Harvey Dent looks like (Two-Face)

Spoiler for Hiden:
The thug seconds before his death by Joker's pencil trick
da daaa, it parts gone.

Next episode what you will see on HookerSabri's filmography teases;
How Lil Jimmy's sexually converts to female, i make it sure, this is gonna be more funnier than The Lagabuse Rises.

Have fun  ;)

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DotA Discussion / Re: BEAST DOTA SHOW EVER: DOTO FIGHTERS
« on: March 12, 2018, 21:06 »
Spoiler for Hiden:
Dinleyin lan armutlar, beyinciğinizi siktirtmeyin
alayınız a.q, şimdi siktirin gidin

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DotA Discussion / Re: BEAST DOTA SHOW EVER: DOTO FIGHTERS
« on: March 12, 2018, 19:45 »
Well expressed discussion, and i'm going to add some more detailed one,

Assume that, the speech has been made for challenging against any 5 of you (in case; when you were gathered as a team somehow) in order to 'reveal' that dota has been created for Fun or Fame ?!

I don't know what any of your personal opinions are about Dota, but we have a team and define ourselves on the side of 'having fun' - refers to picking stylish heroes rather than no button or right-click heroes and more mobilizing game duration depends on having more action instead of 30 min farming in peace then fighting,
either you can have a team on same side with ours, or you can have one as on being more famous idea.
these are 2 main ways which define your basic gameplay characteristics, and if you want you can add more detailed one, so we can have an idea and some vision about which kind of qualified thinking forms that we/you are winning or losing against (i don't care, but this part is still important);
This is going to be helpful for any of the participants to identify yourself at where you had restricted your way of thinkings, also you are able to see how you need to (or not) give direction of your gameplays in future.

I've detailed enoughT what we're aiming for, with this challange.
You can interact with any of us that are mentioned on some previous post with your ingame accounts or directly from here.
And lastly, what i want from you is to make a team and unite the guys who are same minded or having familiar gameplays in the same team (For example; MK stack is acceptable as a team, as most of you know).

I wanna see encouraged replies back and some real 'DareDevils' under this topic.
We are ready for any challanges (we are usually active around 10:00 pm and 02:00 am accordingly Server Time).

I can hear those squeaks from now, i just want you to shout out in public.  ;)

a small edit: Everyone is different and that's what makes peoples' lifes beautiful.

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Feedback / Re: Pls change admin Jimmy this man is not normal
« on: March 10, 2018, 18:49 »
Let ADSKI free,

,, Justice for ADSKI "
,, Freedom for ADSKI "
,, Sovereignty for ADSKI "

If you don't find any solution for ADSKI's situation, i'm gonna bombard this LA forum with Nazi Panzers, and none of you will be able to stay alive.
Spoiler for Hiden:

Heil ADSKI!
with Nazi salute.

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General Discussions / Re: Gladiators on the ground *chat*
« on: March 09, 2018, 17:24 »
As i expected, ebyy maintains his position overwhelmingly.

But i've been shocked by the scores - 13 votes used, ebyy(10) - dEEr(3) by now,
i'm sure the difference between is even gonna go higher until we see the real showmatch.

I've watched some of dEEr's preparation games and his trainings yesterday, he has been seeming depressed as like a gazella which has been trapped in the corner by grizzly.
i think, dEEr has lost and keep losing his faith on this match up day by day, also looks like this excessive attention on ebyy totally demolished his mental condition before the game.

Patheticly, it's gonna be the saddest destruction in the DotA history.  :(

R.I.P dEEr,  :angel:
we will remember you while eating grasses, also with your leaps in the forest.  :'(

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Wow! amazing,

Poll results are remarkably going as it's supposed;
Succubus's mom and digging deeper idea share same amount of ratio by 33% which means, we can rely on this well-designed poll, Undoubtedly.

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General Discussions / Re: Gladiators on the ground *chat*
« on: March 08, 2018, 20:06 »
By the way,
Natsumi, you are the guy in the middle of them


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General Discussions / Re: Gladiators on the ground *chat*
« on: March 08, 2018, 19:34 »
Sorry, here i don't see any chance for you against the best player in Oman among Arabic world,

Mine goes for Legendary Undefeated Heavy-Midlaner ebyy (mostly known as Oman0_o*)
He is also defending his Title belt that he had got by defeating N^^S in the past,
as i see now, he has already destroyed you at weigh-in;

Spoiler for Hiden:
referring to 0:45,
Ebyy (on the left side) vs Alone_MonaX (on the right side)

I hope you recover yourself as fast as possible after that certain resulted fight,
God bless you!  :(

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GFX Requests / Re: Banner request
« on: March 07, 2018, 20:27 »
If i have a right to vote any of these banner workprints, i use mine for Scubadiving's.
I can easily say he is not much skilled at playing DotA, but i can't ignore his special skill which is related this kind of stuff.

+1 for Scooby Doo, as known as Younger Mr. Bean

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Offtopic / Re: More HookerSabri drama
« on: March 02, 2018, 15:04 »
Btw, that 'wife' joke - it reminds me of my phrase, is it my phrase?
If you are asking this seriously, i am going to ask you my signature ' WHY SO SERIOUS ? '
By the way I'm single, and i never think about getting married for my lifetime.So it's yours.  :y:

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